Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to firstname.lastname@example.org. Subject: Morning crap.
Just because I'm aware that today, ladies and gentleman, will be a dong-filled day of lore here over at the old Deadspin, I figured we'd start the morning out with the Vikings Vishante Shiancoe who gained some prime time notoriety on MNF by scoring a touchdown. But wait — one one-eyed-eyed reader points out that it appears HD captured the most famous member of Shiancoe's entourage rustling in his pants. You cannot stop the Shiancoesaurus — you can only hope to partially contain it in tight-fitting white pants.
And good morning. It's almost Friday. How's your stomach? Any better? Hope so. Trombones please.