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By Tommy Craggs Oct 15, 2009 3:00 PM 33,611

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A Children’s Treasury Of Rick Reilly®’s Heat-Related Similes

Hot object: Rachel Glandorf, Colt McCoy's girlfriend
Object of lesser hotness: shrimp vindaloo
Quote: "It's not the perfect crib for a guy who has a girlfriend hotter than shrimp vindaloo, Rachel Glandorf."

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