And so these playoffs end much as they began: with people on the Internet calling a broadcaster a "total ass whip." Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Chris Rose.
Rose handled postgame duty last night, baffling the Yankees with a series of unanswerable questions, like the zen koan he threw at Derek Jeter — "Jeets," he called him — about GPS devices or something. It was a command performance. For a brief moment, he made Chip Caray look like Red Barber. On Twitter, Rose was deemed ...
... absolutely terrible
... sooooo damn CORNY
... a tool
... such a tool
... such a moron
... a dufus
... a douchebag
... a fuckin d-bag
... a bit of a goofball
... a total ass whip
... one of the worst post game and pre game analysts!!!
... gunning for razzie as worst championship post-game celebration presenter
... a grease fire as an anchor/reporter
... just as worthless and annoying as Buck and McCarver
... the worst thing Fox has ever produced
That's right. Worse than The $treet. I will borrow from Caray here: Chris Rose, you've just been fisted.
Photo via The New York Times
EARLIER: Fisting Chip Caray