Sports-O-Ween III: Season Of The Itchy Sweatpants

By Dashiell Bennett, 5:30 PM on Thu Nov 5 2009, 39,451 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

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You people just will not let this go, will you? Just moments after I put up the last gallery of unfortunate costume horrors, my inbox was flooded with still more masquerade submissions. Seriously, folks, this is becoming a sickness.

But hey, it's an easy post. So in the tradition of terrible horror movie franchises, we present yet another sequel to the original Sport-O-Ween. This time it's wrestlers, swimmers, way too much Kenny Powers, and easily the most offensive costume you've seen yet. Too soon? You bet your ass it's too soon.