• By Dashiell Bennett
    Nov 6, 2009 10:10 AM 5,462
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    Ted Ginn: A Lot Like Jesus!

    Says Miami O-Coordinator Dan Henning: "In the Bible, on Palm Sunday they threw flowers at the Good Lord, then on Friday they....beat the shit out of him, crucified him....in this league they give us seven days....only gave him five." [NBCMiami]


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