With apologies to Slate, the Tim Tebow Messiah Watch is our occasional look at the growing body of evidence — quotes, signs and wonders, excessively fawning prose — that the Florida quarterback is the Lamb of God.
Tebow was sacked four times on Saturday, bringing His season total to 21. (He was sacked 15 times in 2008 and 13 times in 2007.) At His Monday press conference, He addressed the matter of His health.
Witness: Tim Tebow, via The Florida Times-Union's Michael DiRocco
Testimony: "Body feels good. I feel refreshed."
Pertinent Scripture: Acts 1:3
After his suffering, he showed himself to these men and gave many convincing proofs that he was alive.
Please submit any evidence that Tim Tebow is our Redeemer to email@example.com.
Gators' Tebow refreshed and ready for stretch run [Florida Times-Union]