There's a popular game going around the Internet, in which you search your favorite team on DeviantArt, the premier fan-created art site. Some results are pathetic, some are decent, but most are sanity-threatening. Let's go through the looking glass.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

Actually, this one's pretty badass.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

Oddly, there's about five My Little Ponies for every team. But spend enough time there, and the word "oddly" loses all meaning.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

From the artist's description: "This is Carmello Anthony made out of Chicken Mcnuggets From Mcdonalds. I decided to do him because He's on the NUGGETS! you just add a Mc in there and you've got food!"

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

I can't tell if the artist did anything to this picture. This is what Steve Kerr looked like, right?

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

Yes, that's Hunter Pence trying to rescue Lance Berkman, Carlos Lee and Miguel Tejada from a sandwich.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

Be warned. There's a lot of furries.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

I love the fact that Squirtle has a Jason Giambi cap.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

Cowboys fans like a stacked top half...

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

While Avalance fans prefer their junk in the trunk.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

There's also a good amount of slash fiction expressed here. If you don't know what slash fiction is, don't look it up.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

What's this I don't even...

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

There's no art here. The user just scanned a photograph. For what purposes, I'm terrified to ask.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

More furries.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

Okay, they all have Red Wings. I get it. But why are they anime characters with vampire fangs?

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

Lakers bird just got told by Celtics rabbit.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

Some sort of Giants stump playing a snare drum.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

The devil ray, a perfectly fearsome creature, gets represented by a wolf. Whatever.

The Seedy Underbelly Of Sports Fan Art

Enjoy your nightmare fuel.