Porn Actress Reveals Sordid Details Of Her Tiger Fling: "His Teeth Are Perfect"S

Below is a video from May in which Holly Sampson — star of MILF Bone 4; OMG, Stop Tickling Me; and an episode of Matlock — discusses her one-night fling with Tiger Woods, "perfect gentleman."

The two apparently connected at Tiger's bachelor party and had "pretty simple, straight up sex." Her account, via Brooks:

Sampson: "I f-– Tiger Woods. … Me and my girlfriends did a bachelor party for Tiger and it was amazing. And then he (Woods) picked me to go in the room. I have to say he was really good. … I think it's pretty amazing. He's (Woods) like the whitest black boy you've ever met. His teeth are perfect and he's the perfect gentleman. He's beautiful."

So there you go. Tiger Woods is basically George Hamilton, only whiter.

Here's the video (censored but still probably unsafe for work, unless you work for Rachel Uchitel):


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