Tiger's Teeth Apparently No Longer Perfect

Your evening Tiger update: The UK Sun is reporting that, on the morning of the accident, Elin did to her husband's teeth with a cell phone what she would later do to his SUV's rear window with a sand wedge.

Holly Sampson will be so very sad. From the Sun's story:

It also emerged last night that Tiger is in hiding after one of his TEETH was broken when furious wife Elin hurled a mobile phone at him, it emerged last night [sic].

US reports said Elin "went psycho" during their blazing row over his affairs on the night he crashed his car.

Elsewhere ...

• Friend of Deadspin Wei Under Par stalks the junior varsity paparazzi outside Rachel Uchitel's home:

Tiger's Teeth Apparently No Longer Perfect

• Here's a New York Times story about Tiger's dynamic web site. What's the big news today over at TigerWoods.com?

Furyk captures Chevron title on final hole

Time's Sean Gregory writes:

You may not hear about Woods' transgressions from the organizations that bring you golf on Sunday afternoons. But the TV suits will be sweating, and the entire situation will be uncomfortable, on every hole along the way.

• Our Paramour-O-Meter remains unchanged, unless I've missed something:

Tiger's Teeth Apparently No Longer Perfect

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