Your evening Tiger Woods roundup: Everyone meet Theresa Rogers, paramour No. 14, who at 40-something years old represented a bit of an uphill lie for young Tiger.
Tiger and Theresa go way back, according to RadarOnline. Their affair began even before Tiger's marriage:
"Theresa was crazy about Tiger but she didn't want to feel like a bought woman, a paid escort," a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively. "She just wanted to be the woman who schooled Tiger in the bedroom.
"She bragged, ‘I taught him everything he needed to know to be a great lover!'
The two apparently continued their little Harold and Maude number after his marriage. To the Paramour-O-Meter!
• MSNBC's Courtney Hazlett reports: "According to several women who were involved with the golfer, Woods wired money to them on a monthly basis. The dollar amounts they cite range from $5,000 to $10,000 per month, and there's talk among those women that someone out there might be getting as much as $20,000 per month."
• A message for Tiger Woods:
I thought you were 36 or 37 until I read the news today. A 33-year-old man who has been a model citizen with so much at stake. This is your first publicly known issue since you started your career, compared to my 50 or more publicly known issues and mistakes.
You have been the perfect role model for me and my sons for longer than anyone I have known.
With the exception of a few legends.
As your fan, I can't wait to see you golf again.
And us athletes know how much you personally love your family.
• And now, Clinton Portis' thoughts on the Tiger Woods saga:
So if he can balance 14 and keep it a secret, congrats.
• The AP talks to some Swedish people and determines that the country will not soon forgive Tiger Woods:
In a country that prides itself on gender equality and independent women, the image of a golf club-wielding Nordegren is a source of widespread satisfaction.
"For us, it was almost a positive thing that she smashed the car window," Olovzon said. "We like strong women in a lot of ways."
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