We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. (NSFW)
It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack even the most tenuous of news angles to give them the go-ahead. Other times it's because they're just absolute horseshit. But every Friday until we get sick of running them, we'll present to you some of these not-so-shiny gems. All items should be treated as [Sic'd]. Enjoy...
Yeah, I'd Say This Is The Epitome Of A Deleted Scene
Thought you might enjoy two photos of Mike Napoli's mother's nipples. I found them on Facebook. I've attached the photo's. Her name is Donna [redacted]. The photos were taken at Napoli's New Year's Eve bash. She must feel like a complete boob.
The Further Adventures Of Pat "The Bat" Burrell
Through a friend of a friend of a friend who worked for the Phillies at one point, here it goes.
The Fightins' are on the road, and Pat brings a young lady back to his room, and they begin sexytime. At some point, Pat decides to turn her over and put it in her ass.
As he's plowing her, he begins to scream, and I quote, "You're pussy is jealous! You're pussy is jealous!", waking up half the floor.
These Types Of Emails Are The Saddest Ones Of All
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Even Nice Mommies Think Adam James Is Awful
Here's the Leach/James in a nutshell: My mom is what some people like to call a "50s Catholic". She goes to mass twice on Sundays, once to read & once to run the 4:30 that only our parish has & is overrun by non parishner douches. She didn't talk to my sister for the month that my sister moved in with her then fiance before their wedding. She decries that state of society & media today on an hourly basis. It is so bad that when she took my nieces to "Monsters vs. Aliens" last year, it was the first time she'd been in a theater in over 5 years. And before that, she'd go stretches without talking to my dad when he'd yell at myself & my younger brothers in Little League or middle school football games. She is, to put it mildly, a prude. But even my mom, super-prude & bleeding heart for the put upon players, called Adam James (and I quote as much as I can to get around filters) a "spolied, crybaby little pu$$y". It was a comment that caused 3 simulatneous spit takes. And it is pretty goddamn accurate.
Oh, For Fuck's Sake...
This is not a joke or spam tip - it's actually something of truth that has been relayed to me by a friend. His dad is, if nothing else, filthy rich, and is the kind of person who "knows people who know people." One of those people happens to be Tiger Woods.
This is what he repeated to me:
1. Elin Nordgren discovered a naked picture sent to Woods' cellular phone by some random woman, presumably one he had been sleeping with or had slept with once. She confronts Tiger about this, prompting the now-infamous Tiger Voicemail.
2. Nordgren suddenly goes nuts, grabs a nine iron, and smacks Woods with it, breaking his jaw in the process. She then proceeds to break stuff throughout the house in anger.
3. I don't know where the car accident comes into play. Maybe it was Woods trying to get away. This part of the story was not relayed to me, so while it happened, I don't know how my friend's story fits in.
4. Woods is now prepared to pay Nordgren a "large sum of money" (my friend said 50 mil, but it was a guess) to stay married for an extra year or two to preserve his image somewhat.
I know that sounds crazy and spammish, but apparently it's true. Again, it's not coming from some random person - this guy's dad, as well as many of my friends' dads, is a prominent figure in society.
Jose Canseco and Robb Dibble With Something Called "The Clipse"
Your Brother's Artwork Is Very Special. Thank You For Sharing.
Thought you might get a kick out of these, my brother Brian whipped these up. 1st one is Coach Ryan throwing thunderbolts at the opposition, and the second is simply him ordering a Monster Thickburger from Carl's Jr. Hope you enjoy. BTW, I sent a tip in a few weeks ago about Braylon Edwards and his current child support/paternity drama in NY Family Court, was that not interesting enough, or was it never received?
And The Jets Fans Begin Their Moron March In Style