These are some of the things that are happening in the nether regions of the sports gossip world. This news is not breaking. It is not exclusive. There are no exclamation points. We did not pay for these photos.

Today in TMZish Sports: J.J. Redick, Rachel Glandorf, Olivia Namath, Wes Welker, And The Almighty Beaver

It turns out the Orlando Magic's J.J. Redick — who publicly stated he probably wouldn't pop up on TMZ's "sports" site — just made an early appearance thanks to his connection to serial NBA dater and harassment suit filer Vanessa Lopez. Congratulations to J.J.

Today in TMZish Sports: J.J. Redick, Rachel Glandorf, Olivia Namath, Wes Welker, And The Almighty BeaverS

Did Colt McCoy propose to his hotter than shrimp vindaloo girlfriend and spiritual partner? Blessings to them both, if true.

Today in TMZish Sports: J.J. Redick, Rachel Glandorf, Olivia Namath, Wes Welker, And The Almighty Beaver

Joe Namath's daughter was pulled over with a car full of fun in Florida over the weekend. Olivia Namath, just 19, appears to be going through a rebellious phase.

Today in TMZish Sports: J.J. Redick, Rachel Glandorf, Olivia Namath, Wes Welker, And The Almighty BeaverS

Bar Stool Sports sums this up better than we ever could: "Don't Feel Too Bad For Wes Welker; He's Banging Miss Hooters International 2005." Cruciate ligaments be damned.

Today in TMZish Sports: J.J. Redick, Rachel Glandorf, Olivia Namath, Wes Welker, And The Almighty BeaverS

And this is just sad. Canada's oldest history magazine, "The Beaver," was forced to change its name because 90 years ago, a beaver was just a beaver. Now? "But you're likely to find a lot of (porn) sites now if you search for the title of our history magazine online."