With apologies to Slate, the Tim Tebow Messiah Watch is our occasional look at the growing body of evidence — quotes, signs and wonders, excessively fawning prose — that the Florida quarterback is the Lamb of God.
Witnesses: Whoever designed promotional materials for the second annual Don Meyer Evening of Excellence on April 17.
Testimony: See photo above.
Pertinent Scripture: Acts 1:9
After he said this, he was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight.
They were looking intently up into the sky as he was going, when suddenly two men dressed in white stood beside them. "Men of Galilee," they said, "why do you stand here looking into the sky? This same Jesus, who has been taken from you into heaven, will come back in the same way you have seen him go into heaven."
Hosannas to reader Matt R.
Please submit any evidence that Tim Tebow is our Redeemer to firstname.lastname@example.org.