What Lawyers Sound Like When They Talk About Greg Oden's Dong

Yesterday we received a friendly letter from BDA requesting we remove the teeny, tiny picture of Greg Oden's not-so-teeny-tiny penis. We did not oblige. Below, you'll find the charming back-and-forth between Gawker legal pit bull, Gaby Darbyshire, and Oden's representation.

What Lawyers Sound Like When They Talk About Greg Oden's DongS

What Lawyers Sound Like When They Talk About Greg Oden's DongS

Hopefully, this correspondence will end up in the hallowed halls of the ABA's Law Museum some day.