Brian Hickey spent his morning taking in the sprawling mess of Frank's Red Hot depravity that is Philly's annual "Wing Bowl" gorgefest (featuring "Snooki," of course). He'll have his full report later, but here's a photo primer. (NSFWish)

The Breasty, Pukey, Fighty Majesty Of Philadelphia's Wing Bowl

The Breasty, Pukey, Fighty Majesty Of Philadelphia's Wing Bowl

The Breasty, Pukey, Fighty Majesty Of Philadelphia's Wing Bowl

The Breasty, Pukey, Fighty Majesty Of Philadelphia's Wing Bowl

The Breasty, Pukey, Fighty Majesty Of Philadelphia's Wing Bowl

The Breasty, Pukey, Fighty Majesty Of Philadelphia's Wing Bowl

The Breasty, Pukey, Fighty Majesty Of Philadelphia's Wing Bowl

The Breasty, Pukey, Fighty Majesty Of Philadelphia's Wing Bowl

The Breasty, Pukey, Fighty Majesty Of Philadelphia's Wing Bowl