Merril Hoge: "Just A Jockstrap," Not Terrifying S&M South Beach Party HammockS

One of the more haunting images from Super Bowl XLIV's celebrity-fueled weekend was ESPN's Merril Hoge's unfortunate de-pantsing. He's claimed "not through a spokesman because that would make it sound too serious" that it was just a jockstrap.

Give Hoge some credit— he's so old school. Even during celebrity beach football.