Lindsey Vonn sure is purty, but who does she think she is? Getting everyone all hot and bothered over our Yankee Doodle Dandy and then having the audacity to break her shin before winning any gold medals! What a tease.
Vonn announced yesterday that she severely bruised her shin on a training run last week and may end up missing some or all of her Olympic events. This is an incredibly bad PR move, because a lot of people have spent a lot of money using saucy Lindsey Vonn photos to promote their stuff and now she's letting America down. She and her sexy, sexy shin should be ashamed of themselves.