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* In case you accidentally passed over it below (or had better things to do on a Friday night than watch the Winter Olympics opening ceremonies), I highly encourage you watch Gawker.TV's coverage of the icy awkwardness. (And Bob Costas' gentle commentary lets everyone know that, so far, the opening ceremonies have gone on "without a hitch" and that it's only the most memorable, triumphant moment that has been "something slightly less." Nice save. [Gawker.TV] (Also, Mediaite)