You, Dim PR Person, Are Dumb And Should Be Fired From Your Job, Part IIS

PR people are stupid. Not all of them, just some of them. Like this person, who just sent this pitch to me...because I like pancakes? Or it's because they are dumb.

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Good Afternoon A.J.!

Children's Miracle Network and IHOP restaurants nationwide will celebrate National Pancake Day on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 from 7 am to 10 pm. IHOP will be offering a free short stack of their famous buttermilk pancakes to each guest and in return, diners will be asked to leave a little something behind for Children's Miracle Network.

Jean Birch, president of IHOP, will be making a serious of appearances on Monday, February 22 and Tuesday, February 23. As part of the New York media market, you are invited to attend any one of these exclusive opportunities. We also have other IHOP and Chilren's Miracle Network spokespeople available for interviews and comments.

A media alert detailing this news is below for your reference, including fun facts from the 2009 event. Please feel free to contact me with questions or requests.

Best regards,
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