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* Some NFL Insider fans on the internet like to make a game of trying to read the titles on Adam Schefter's bookshelf during his numerous TV spots. Some are easier to spot than others. [Sent by Corey L. and others.]
* A month after Mike Dunleavy stepped down as coach of the Clippers, team accountants realized that he was still getting paychecks for being the GM. The "glitch" has been fixed. ESPN]