Listening to the various ad execs taking him through their latest idea must have caused something of a tightening in the Cristiano Ronaldo trousers.
"It'll be you," they suggest, "but lots of yous."
"Yous everywhere, in a mirror… working out and that."
Gentlemen, now you're talking, Cristiano would think to himself.
Enjoy some of The Spoiler's favourite ever football ads. Feel free to suggest your own in the comments section…
Wayne Rooney, Coca-Cola
Brian Clough, Shredded Wheat
Kevin Keegan, Brut
Carlsberg Pub Team
Michael Owen, Lucozade
John Barnes, Lucozade
Kevin Keegan (again!), Green Cross Code