The One Where ESPN.Com Engages In Unnecessary Censorship Of This Little GirlS

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.

It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack even the most tenuous of news angles to give them the go-ahead. Other times it's because they're just absolute horseshit. But every Saturday until we get sick of running them, we'll present to you some of these not-so-shiny gems. All items should be treated as [Sic'd]. Enjoy...

SI.com, However, Does Not Fear The FCC

As a KU fan, I'd have to say, "yes, yes they do." — Patrick W.

The One Where ESPN.Com Engages In Unnecessary Censorship Of This Little GirlS

Irrational Anger, Part I

If you haven't noticed yet you bunch of dumb asses, the ducks Masoli is now a felon. Or soon to be. And you really think I'll keep following this site when you keep putting the kind of shit out there that you think is actually news? Maybe to you idiots who have never seen the pacific ocean but I'm getting tired of your crap. Lenny without a shirt on? I'm puking. And you asshole motherfuckers suck

Misdirected Anger, Part I

My My My the Worlds leader in "in yer face " attitude that permeates Pro Sports these days that has led to the horrific problems we have in minor sports and lack of respect for teachers and authority figures. Sir you are a sore loser just like most Americans , how dare you compare me and my people to Nazis . Your country killed over 4000 of its own citizens on TV in front of the whole world just to gain a foothold on the resources in the Middle east . Shame on you , please ( see that I am still polite even though you are an asshole ) dont ever darken our border again . My name is below cause I am Canadian and I am proud of what me and my countrymen stand for .

Ron Messer 19 Moyse Dr Courtice Ontario L1E-2V4. (905) 433-1443

I Guess This Person Just Wants To Be Recognized For His Cellphone Photo Skills

Subject: "Columbus ohio lesbians. pic by jamie dupler

The One Where ESPN.Com Engages In Unnecessary Censorship Of This Little GirlS

Irrational Anger, Part II

SUBJECT: Denton: would like to see him die while dry humping a bag full of hand grenades in the all you can manage to shove down your throat section at a fucking Cleveland Indians game in 27 degree April, that asshole.

If he somehow manages to lucifer his way out of that, he can chug a gallon of kerosene and fart on a fire.

What do I win, fucktard?

Regards,

That weird buddy of yours in middle school who ogled your mother, had the same turtleneck and spike look for 5 years too long , and threw like a girl.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Misdirected Anger, Part II

I understand this is a rabidly socialist/marxist site masquerading as a goofy sports site. But seriously,
is there anything in the history of this country that you are honestly proud of as an "American"? And
please, leave the abolishment of slavery out of it.

Regards,Uncle Joe

My Ex-Girlfriend, Linda Cohn, Does Not Like To Be Ignored

Hey AJ,

You caught me wearing boots on SC couple of weeks back but how did you miss the video of me back in net playing ice hockey??? Where is the love for a woman who can stop pucks and look good doing it? Check it out on Youtube! :-)


Linda

Will Leitch Converts One Of Jason Whitlock's More Emotional Readers

To: will@deadspin.com

Sir William!!!!!

Wednesday night a
mane!!!

i take a gamble on a girl......and she doesnt like you you......harsh

buttttt i have this email,, long awaited it makes up for it thanks

you hAVE helfped jimmy B make it all good

so yeah. daLman1423, i had a tweet

i said i favored whitlock......but its because deadspin dpesnt like simmons
!!!!!

how cam that beeeee!!!!!!

he opened the door for everyone!
1!!!!!!!

he should be appreciated with the utmost respect

but i felt bad after the tweet, felt i didnt know so

i loooked you up

reserached your bitch asss

i lovce your moovie articles

your legit

mabye deadspion with del "motherfuckingdumbasssdelerioa" isnt a good indicator of you

i love your movie reviews

your baseball previews are good

yo9uve got another cahnce

whitlock didnt like your ebert story, what a fat fucking face!!!!! hahahha your ebert story

how does this girl not like me??????? i would be her everything

she willl seeee one day

but just so you know your cool

LUke Anton

Banner Elk, NC Lees-McRae College

Comm Arts Major

I want to be a writer

I thought i liked this girl, took a gamble ona girl i didnt even originally think i liked, bu this email ssaved it ALL

forget the tweet about whitlock fromme, your coolll dude

advice for a n a]naspirteing writer?????

im20, ill look up everying Leitch

18 shots of Jim
beam,

you left the church,,,,,,

i cant

the fear of god. he will come back one day i meant well.......he will look at my heart and i will make it ot heaven

praying 4u

lUke

(TOP PHOTO: Thanks to Brad L.)