We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.
It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack even the most tenuous of news angles to give them the go-ahead. Other times it's because they're just absolute horseshit. But every Saturday until we get sick of running them, we'll present to you some of these not-so-shiny gems. All items should be treated as [Sic'd]. Enjoy...
SI.com, However, Does Not Fear The FCC
As a KU fan, I'd have to say, "yes, yes they do." — Patrick W.
Irrational Anger, Part I
If you haven't noticed yet you bunch of dumb asses, the ducks Masoli is now a felon. Or soon to be. And you really think I'll keep following this site when you keep putting the kind of shit out there that you think is actually news? Maybe to you idiots who have never seen the pacific ocean but I'm getting tired of your crap. Lenny without a shirt on? I'm puking. And you asshole motherfuckers suck
Misdirected Anger, Part I
My My My the Worlds leader in "in yer face " attitude that permeates Pro Sports these days that has led to the horrific problems we have in minor sports and lack of respect for teachers and authority figures. Sir you are a sore loser just like most Americans , how dare you compare me and my people to Nazis . Your country killed over 4000 of its own citizens on TV in front of the whole world just to gain a foothold on the resources in the Middle east . Shame on you , please ( see that I am still polite even though you are an asshole ) dont ever darken our border again . My name is below cause I am Canadian and I am proud of what me and my countrymen stand for .
Ron Messer 19 Moyse Dr Courtice Ontario L1E-2V4. (905) 433-1443
I Guess This Person Just Wants To Be Recognized For His Cellphone Photo Skills
Subject: "Columbus ohio lesbians. pic by jamie dupler
Irrational Anger, Part II
SUBJECT: Denton: would like to see him die while dry humping a bag full of hand grenades in the all you can manage to shove down your throat section at a fucking Cleveland Indians game in 27 degree April, that asshole.
If he somehow manages to lucifer his way out of that, he can chug a gallon of kerosene and fart on a fire.
What do I win, fucktard?
That weird buddy of yours in middle school who ogled your mother, had the same turtleneck and spike look for 5 years too long , and threw like a girl.
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Misdirected Anger, Part II
I understand this is a rabidly socialist/marxist site masquerading as a goofy sports site. But seriously,
is there anything in the history of this country that you are honestly proud of as an "American"? And
please, leave the abolishment of slavery out of it.
My Ex-Girlfriend, Linda Cohn, Does Not Like To Be Ignored
You caught me wearing boots on SC couple of weeks back but how did you miss the video of me back in net playing ice hockey??? Where is the love for a woman who can stop pucks and look good doing it? Check it out on Youtube! :-)
Will Leitch Converts One Of Jason Whitlock's More Emotional Readers
Wednesday night a
i take a gamble on a girl......and she doesnt like you you......harsh
buttttt i have this email,, long awaited it makes up for it thanks
you hAVE helfped jimmy B make it all good
so yeah. daLman1423, i had a tweet
i said i favored whitlock......but its because deadspin dpesnt like simmons
how cam that beeeee!!!!!!
he opened the door for everyone!
he should be appreciated with the utmost respect
but i felt bad after the tweet, felt i didnt know so
i loooked you up
reserached your bitch asss
i lovce your moovie articles
mabye deadspion with del "motherfuckingdumbasssdelerioa" isnt a good indicator of you
i love your movie reviews
your baseball previews are good
yo9uve got another cahnce
whitlock didnt like your ebert story, what a fat fucking face!!!!! hahahha your ebert story
how does this girl not like me??????? i would be her everything
she willl seeee one day
but just so you know your cool
Banner Elk, NC Lees-McRae College
Comm Arts Major
I want to be a writer
I thought i liked this girl, took a gamble ona girl i didnt even originally think i liked, bu this email ssaved it ALL
forget the tweet about whitlock fromme, your coolll dude
advice for a n a]naspirteing writer?????
im20, ill look up everying Leitch
18 shots of Jim
you left the church,,,,,,
the fear of god. he will come back one day i meant well.......he will look at my heart and i will make it ot heaven
(TOP PHOTO: Thanks to Brad L.)