This ad appeared in Sports Illustrated. As it is not a four color ad or black & white, it cost somwhere between $229,300 and $352,800. At least, according to the SI rate card, pictured after the jump:
That's money well spent on some humdrum gloating. Can't wait 'til the 2019 edition.
H/T reader Jess
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