Fat, Sweaty, Drunk Man Teaches You How NOT To Perform StandupDrew Magary4/22/10 11:45amFiled to: Comedy weekDrew MagaryFat PeopleLook up you fat shitheadTop1541EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink This six-minute clip, taken roughly seven years ago, represents my last performance as a stand up comedian. After watching for about five seconds, you will understand why.I've written about my adventures in standup here in the past. I started off trying gonzo bits, like painting FUCK ME on my chest and then having an audience member whip me with my own belt. Then I bought a big black dildo and instructed the women in the audience on giving a handjob. Then I made a ham sandwich for a guy in the audience. If you weren't there to see it, I can assure you weren't missing out on anything special. You probably already surmised that.