The annual convention of Jets replica jerseys known as the NFL Draft will be gaveled to order soon. Please use this space to discuss.
Some questions to consider: Why doesn't the NFL go to an auction format? Who's fixing to get himself fired for drafting Tebow two rounds too early? And which team asked poor Dez Bryant if his mom is a prostitute? (Seriously? That's a real question? "I'm sorry, son, but we can't have you catching footballs for us because your mom is Sadie Thompson"? When did the NFL turn into the Society for the Suppression of Vice? Who are these people?)
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