Derby Day Video Recap: A Mad Dash Across Porta-Potty Rooftops, Mudwrestling, And Bad Techno (NSFW)
This year, the drizzly weather made the usual activities along the Churchill Downs infield (portalet runs, women sunning themselves in bikinis) that much more dangerous (slippery portalet runs) and sleazy (women mudwrestling in bikinis). Here's everything you missed.
All in all, it looked a lot like Woodstock '99, complete with music from the time. Read Spencer Hall's piece on SBNation to learn more about the sort of fun you too could have if you took the Derby plunge.
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