That's according to a lawsuit filed by Wade's estranged wife, which he calls "baseless." Because, c'mon, who hasn't had stepmom fantasies about Gabrielle Union? Wait, what was I talking about?
We're more than two years out from Dwayne and Siohvaughn Wade's separation, but the lawsuits are still flying. The latest one, which lists as plaintiffs Siohvaughn and their two sons, ages 2 and 8, charges that Wade and new girlfriend Union have gotten a little too cuddly in front of the kids.
It alleges Union "engaged in sexual foreplay" in front of the boys, which "severely inflicted the Plaintiffs emotionally and mentally." It also claims that the boys received "medium size gifts" from Dwyane Wade for Christmas last year, while Union got "the biggest gift of all."
Wait, is that a penis joke?
Defendant has played sexually explicit roles, including roles as a seductress," the lawsuit reads. "Defendant has apparently decided to take her role beyond the films and into the home of a married man, Dwyane Wade, in the presence of his two minor children."
Hmm, it sounds like the children have received the biggest gift of all.