Here's 6'6 Cowboys' guard Leonard Davis lending a giant helping paw to some wayward ducklings at the team's annual Sponsor Appreciation golf tournament. Luckily, NBCDFW.com cameras were there to watch the whole dramatic scene play out.
Amazingly, this story will probably do better than Tim Donaghy's column, which Craggs agonized over for months, but probably not as well as the yo-yo dude. It will probably do better than any stories about steroids, but not as well as drunk undergrads fucking on a filthy bathroom floor.
Smile. The week is almost over. Dash is here soon.
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