The French striker is reportedly maybe coming to the MLS's misnomer-laden New York Red Bulls, just as soon as France is knocked out of the World Cup. Or he isn't. Or he is, but we shouldn't talk about it yet.
According to Daily News, it's a done deal; Henry's signed a "pre-contract" contract and will join the Red Bulls as soon as the MLS transfer window opens in July. According to the Post, Henry is acting coy about the situation, but hasn't denied anything. Whatever. Even if he comes to America, we all know he'll just scamper off to get his nuts fondled in Serie A as soon as possible.