Thierry Henry Is Coming To The MLS, Probably

The French striker is reportedly maybe coming to the MLS's misnomer-laden New York Red Bulls, just as soon as France is knocked out of the World Cup. Or he isn't. Or he is, but we shouldn't talk about it yet.

According to Daily News, it's a done deal; Henry's signed a "pre-contract" contract and will join the Red Bulls as soon as the MLS transfer window opens in July. According to the Post, Henry is acting coy about the situation, but hasn't denied anything. Whatever. Even if he comes to America, we all know he'll just scamper off to get his nuts fondled in Serie A as soon as possible.

Barcelona striker Thierry Henry will join Red Bulls after World Cup, according to report [Star-Ledger]
French striker Thierry Henry says he will join New York Red Bulls after South Africa's World Cup [Daily News]
Henry says he hasn't signed with Red Bulls ... yet [New York Post]