Here at The Spoiler, arts and crafts are held in very high esteem, be it the infantile crayon drawings of a child/Jamie Carragher, or a beautiful marble sculpture from the hands of Michelangelo/David James.
But, every so often, even the feathery string quarteted world of arts and crafts can attract a rebel element, intent on causing uproar with "challenging" images.
Famously, you've got the likes of Tracey Emin, the guy who did the rubbish pile of bricks, and now this — a disturbing and brutal image from the hand of a USA fan, which depicts a smiling Landon Donovan having literally just murdered Wayne Rooney with a massive bread knife.
The biggest concern is that this could spark an international art war, with rumours already flying around of a revenge picture featuring Fabio Capello karate chopping Ronald Reagan in the old meat and two testicles. This could turn very ugly.
This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.