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* The Flyers got back in the Stanley Cup business with an overtime win in Game 3. This young lady was not available for comment. [USA Today; Image sent by Sean D.]
* Serena Williams got bounced in the quarterfinals at the French Open. So ... do Americans have to keep caring now, or not? [LA Times]
* Ice Box is the early favorite in Saturday's Belmont Stakes, followed closely by Hot Stove and Glue Bucket. [Reuters]