What a weekend: New Zealand played Italy to a draw; Luis Fabiano got away with two handballs; and Denmark scored a pair of beauties. But how would these moments look when scored to music betraying a distinct lack of cultural sensitivity?

Tunes: Musical Youth, Men At Work, Sly and the Family Stone, the Shaft In Africa soundtrack, Danny Kaye, some Paraguayan mambo, Crowded House, Rosemary Clooney, and The Vengaboys.