Your Culturally Insensitive World Cup Goal Roundup For June 29

Two hard-fought games today. Paraguay bested Japan on PKs and Spain grinded out a 1-0 victory over Portugal. Grinded, schminded. Let's relive the "ese" countries' ousters with goal videos wrapped in a tight layer of cultural insensitivity. To the tape!

Tunes: Charlie Mingus, Frank Sinatra (but in Japanese), and The New Pornographers