Great Moments in White History*S

Let the historical record reflect that the first White Man to complete a timed 100-meter race, on foot, in under 10 seconds, was Christophe Lemaitre. In unrelated news, Usain Bolt reportedly keeps looking over his shoulder ... with, like, Hubble binoculars.

* Since he was a Frenchie, the entry will be so marked until a Caucasian-American breaks the cracka-speed barrier. USA. USA.

(H/T Andrew Lange)