A few of you asked for it, so all of you get it.
Walking in the glorious DAULERIO footsteps, I hereby cede some time to the fine men and women who visit Deadspin on a Sunday. Any questions? Fire away.
Might I suggest:
• Hey man, how you feeling today?
• Favorite old-school rap artist?
• What are you wearing?
• And, in a similar situation, would you suggest applying the lotion to skin or getting the hose again?