Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

Previously we noticed the uptick in hipsters wearing NBA jerseys and asked for your help in exposing more of these monsters. You did not disappoint. So click around and just look at these fucking hoopsters.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

What looks like a child's sized Mark Price jersey and a can of PBR? What a fucking hoopster.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

This might not be that obscure but this picture was taken on the L train, so you know it's ironic.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

Thunder Dan Team USA, a bike helmet, and (torn?) jorts? Hoopster.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

The first of many Bryant Reeves submissions. Shot on what looks to be a Brooklyn (Bushwick?) rooftop.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

You just know this is at some Superchunk tribute band show.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

On screen: Most likely the Wes Anderson filmography.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

Stacy Augmon wasn't that bad, guy, so the joke's on you.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

Ambivalent. Much like most teams' feelings about signing Shaq. Very clever, young lady.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

Blurry Keith Bogans? You're crazy, Silver Lake.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

Googs and Grandmama haven't been in the same picture together since that incident at Luther Campbell's house.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

"He's not even a real player, dude. Are those Teenage Fanclub imports fake too?"

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

If that was Kiwane Garris, this guy would win. But it's Penny Hardaway and we all know it.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

This Bryant Reeves is actually worn by an Albanian peasant. That's not ironic. Next.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

Nick Van Exel Nuggets would've been better. We all think of him as #31.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

Bryant Reeves at the Indy 500? We're getting there.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

Raptors Camby in a New York pizza place?! We're almost there.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

Team USA Shaq on a Warped Tour performer? Good gravy that's almost too much. We're getting warmer.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

Flames of Ironic Fire Coat Blog Office's Walls, the awful headlines will say.

Look At This Fucking Hoopster; Or, The Decline Of Western Civilization

"stockton and malone spotted at Toro Y Moi's set (at urban outfitters, no less), SXSW 2010." And we have a winner.

That was fun, wasn't it? Here's a slideshow of more hoopsters in action from Look At This Fucking Hipster. Thanks to everyone that sent in submissions and repeatedly told me about Straight Cash Homey.