Not A Whole Lot Happening At Training CampS

Here's a roundup of training camp stories from around the league.

  • To celebrate his birthday yesterday, Tom Brady made out with whoever he wanted to. Just kidding. Just his dad.

  • Dwayne Bowe is growing up fast as a member of the Chiefs, no doubt the result of his feet getting run over by a Rascal-y offensive coordinator during film sessions.

  • The Chargers are not-so-subtly criticizing ex-teammate and current Jet LaDainian Tomlinson. L.T. hit the exercycle harder than usual in response.

  • No contract extensions this year for anyone on the Steelers. How to blame it on Big Ben: his suspension will result in everyone else playing poorly so the front office isn't going to get tied down to a bunch of bad contracts.

Breathe. Just five more weeks of this shit.