Words fail me. Here's a video that was just sent to our tips box: a little ditty called "See My Dong" to the tune of Lionel Richie's "All Night Long," which is just pure goddamn genius.

I mean, "Well my friends, the time has come. To don the Crocs and have some fun." Jesus Fappin' Christ. Thanks to the mysterious "BradyFan83" who put this thing together. And just in time for Music Week!

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