Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

Welcome back to Look At This Fucking Hoopster. I think this latest batch should slake your thirst for the indie bros you love to mock so much. Part One | Part Two | Part Three

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

I do not understand the preponderance of Grant Hill jerseys, luckily there's Hipster Runoff.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

Facial hair, at Australia's Splendour In The Grass, and wearing the jersey of a huge asshole? That's a hoopster.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

Rooftop, jorts, and what looks like Trader Joe's Simpler Times beer? Huhh-oooopster.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

From the "Company You Keep" and "Guilty By Association" Files.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

This picture was taken in Thailand according to the sender. Thailand is known for sex tourism, among other things. Needless to say, a Magic Johnson jersey in that environment is funny.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

The first of our Mookie Blaylock jerseys.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

This was taken: In Williamsburg, at a free concert, for Cut Copy. Hoopster. This might be the best one we've received.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

From the same Cut Copy show. Note the Jamal Mashburn jersey as well as the dodgeball court. Time to come clean: I was at this Cut Copy show. I saw Alex English from across the crowd and was so happy when it came into the tip box.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

Here's the best one I got but only because the guy wearing the Charles Oakley jersey stared me down for taking his picture but then let it go, proving that he was probably a nice person and terribly unfit to wear a Charles Oakley jersey.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

This is another one from Pitchfork Fest. But it also might be the dude from Les Savy Fav.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

1996 Team USA Pippen? Okay, but only because Pip was Pip.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

This one comes all the way from Sasquatch Festival. So, to all of you on the West Coast that were glad it hadn't been documented there yet, let it be known it's been happening for months.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

It's ironic because Kirk Hinrich isn't that good. You see?

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

This one technically doesn't count, but c'mon.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

This photo has not been altered in any way. Just let this one soak in for a while.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

Taken before an Arcade Fire show in D.C.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

So.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

So.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

So much Zo.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters: Grab Bag

That should do it.