In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Jamie McCourt, recent divorcee and current possessor of Frank McCourt's balls in the batshit divorce case that gets batshittier by the day.
The power plays between Jamie and Frank McCourt have been well-documented. He fired her unceremoniously; she sent her new boyfriend to Taiwan with some Dodgers memorabilia and a plan to meet politicians. Now the situation has arrived at its most Grishamian point: According to her lawyers, Frank falsified documents that gave him Jamie's stake in the Dodgers in the event of a divorce.