Hello again! I know I keep bugging you to join the Deadspin Facebook page, but, dammit, it's just so full of gorgeous ladies like Alexia Fortunato who are happy to engage in sexual acts with numerous readers she finds semi-attractive.
In fact, I think the Deadspin Facebook page is where Mike Fannin and Holly Lawton from the KC Star first started flirting. Now, they're screwing like bunnies! (According to Jason Whitlock.)