If you answered "be a Brewers clubhouse attendant named Alex Sanchez who goes out for 'a late snack' with pitchers," you probably didn't get hit in the back of the head with a handgun yesterday.
Allow Brewers pitcher Yovani Gallardo to explain.
We were "just going out and getting a bite to eat before heading home and trying to stay out of trouble," Gallardo said during a brief news conference Friday evening at Miller Park before Milwaukee's home game against the Pittsburgh Pirates. "Unfortunately, trouble finds us."
Brewers' Gallardo robbed at gunpoint [Milwaukee-Wisconsin Journal Sentinel]