Jets Fans Are Just As Classy As Their Team

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.

Congratulations to the Seattle Storm, whose WNBA title totally wiped away Seattleites' pain of losing the Sonics. Fire up the Herb Albert.

•I do hope you're ready for the Black Eyed Peas to play halftime at the Super Bowl. The FCC will be watching intently to see if Fergie flashes her penis.

•Yao Ming will be limited to 24 minutes per game upon his return. That sounds paltry, but his foot might do it for the Rockets if they don't.

Someone keeps painting a swastika on a Sacramento mural of Israeli baller Omri Casspi. Probably the Nords. Get SAMCRO on this.

•NC State, then Cincinnati, then NC State again tried their damndest not to win this game. Only the Bearcats succeeded at that.

(Pic via Joe Simonovich's Tumblr.)

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