This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.
Seriously though, OCD—obsessive-compulsive disorder—is no laughing matter. Some people can't even leave the house without checking the oven exactly 58 times, or without switching the lights on and off for eight minutes whilst singing the theme tune to Blue Peter in a Jamaican accent.
It's crippling. And a bit weird. Plus if you happen to be waiting outside in a cab, it's also quite costly.
All of which leads completely seamlessly to Jose Mourinho, who COUNTS CHEWING GUM before matches (proof above).