And the bear matches the superperson stride for stride. Then it smiles. Then it talks! Then something blows up. Even though they just ran the length of a football field, the bear and the superperson smell fresh and snappy because of Old Spice Showtime Deodorant.

Old Spice Showtime Deodorant. It's like one of those scent things you plug into the wall. Only this "plugs" into your armpits.