Kids, there is a big lesson here. Reach for the stars, by all means, but once there, don't mess it all up by prowling for threesomes when your glamourous wife isn't looking.
It is always going to end awkwardly. And, according to Wayne Rooney's boss - the charmer, Sir Alex Ferguson - the fallout from his hot triple-X action with a couple of lipstick lesbians has really taken its toll.
Ferguson said this:
"I don't believe he has a confidence problem but the boy is starting to realise finally, without any question, what kind of focus is on him as a human being."
"He is realising what it means to be at the centre of media attention for non-football-related questions."
"I don't think the boy can turn a corner at the moment without a camera on him."
"He can't move without the paparazzi being on him and, for a young person, that is not what you want."
"You want to play and enjoy your football without that attention on you, because that can be quite exhausting."
Hear that? Wayne's exhausted. Bloody hell, media!
This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.