Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.
• Oh look, the New York Daily News compiled a "Philadelphia Sports Fans Worst Moments" feature yesterday. Original idea. It included beaten-to-death standards (Tased kid, J.D. Drew battery night) and under-appreciated classics (dude falls into Tie Domi's penalty box). But booing Sarah Palin? C'mon. How about the future mayor and governor betting people they can't hit the Cowgirls wit snowballs? Or, how diehards are still hang their self-worth on a coke-fueled 1986 championship? Oh wait, wrong town. [New York Daily News]
• Headline of the day: "Fan hopes towels, T-shirts will make for a more intimidating crowd." [Baltimore Sun]