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•A couple days ago, Jay Feely Tweeted this: "As good as Roy Halladay has pitched this yr for Phillies, it's almost impossible for him to pitch as well as Cliff Lee in playoffs last yr". That's funny, I recall Cliff Lee giving up at least one hit last year.
•The Twins lost their tenth consecutive playoff game to the Yankees, with Francisco Liriano being slightly shakier than CC Sabathia. Sabathia's uniform was a tribute to the old Metrodome baggie in right field.