The things you learn listening to hockey announcers. Take last night's meleepalooza featuring a whole lot of fisticuffs between New Jersey and Washington once the Capitals had a four-goal lead. [Star Ledger]
Announcer one to announcer two: "Mike Green is a fan of the mixed-martial arts."
Announcer two to announcer one: "Ilya Kovalchuk is a big dude, by the way."
(H/T Jon T.)