The Woozy, Loogie-Hocking Aftermath Of The New York City Marathon: A Video
Finishing a marathon is an amazing accomplishment. It is also, as that David Fleming story reminded us, a rather dehumanizing and soul-crushing endeavor. As far as we know, the New York City Marathon was poop-free this year, but wobble-free? Not at all.
Congratulations to all the people who finished, even those who are in far too good of shape to bother being woozy on camera after running 26 miles and change. Jerks.
Footage shot by Emma Carmichael and edited by David Matthews.
Music: "The Way I Feel Inside" by The Zombies, courtesy of Marquis Enterprises.
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